Historical icons · unhinged ambitions
Premium satirical figure cards, collectible figures and gloriously bad decisions — all sealed in the Deluxe Delusions™ vault.
DelusionsApprovedSeries Zero
Halloween launch · Day 25
The Bride of Frankenstein joins the Halloween collection. Explore the player card and matching clothing below. One new character joins the wheel each day.
A new character joins each day
Reanimated. Not impressed. The Bride of Frankenstein stands in a storm-lit laboratory, midnight-blue velvet and gold embroidery framed by brass machinery and electric-blue lightning.Matching laboratory scenery wraps across the back, sleeves, pocket and hood, finished with the Deluxe Delusions crest and inside-neck branding. Check the size guide before ordering.
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Reanimated. Not impressed. The Bride of Frankenstein brings amber eyes, midnight-blue velvet, gold embroidery and a defiant stare to this black T-shirt.Her full-character artwork is finished with the Deluxe Delusions gold crest, printed to order on a black Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-shirt. Check the size guide before ordering.
Explore T-shirt →The character vault
Player cards: part toy catalogue, part tactical weapon and part extremely confident historical revision.
Seven collections. 167 watermarked player cards. Browse each carousel independently and inspect a card.
Player cards retain the Deluxe Delusions watermark. Roster statistics accompany the cards where PIOS records them.
Collectible figures
Hades is planned as a limited edition of 250 figures. Printing begins only after 25 confirmed orders; the other characters remain future concepts.
First planned 3D print batch
Hades goes first in a limited run of 250 figures. We plan to group confirmed orders into a batch and start printing only when the first batch reaches 25 orders. Register your interest for launch details and availability.
Future print concept
Queen of the Nile — a display figure concept with front, back, side and detail references.
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Future print concept
God of Light — a full-colour display figure concept with rear, side and detail references.
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Future print concept
Lord of the Oceans — a display figure concept with crown, trident and premium detail.
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Future print concept
Goddess of Love — a full-colour display figure concept with an articulated look.
View future print concept →How it plays
No browser game for now — just the rules, the rhythm and the chaos ready for the table.
Each player starts with three Character cards.
Reveal together. Highest score captures the losing card.
Play one Scheme card. Your rival gets one response.
Draw back to three. Ties rematch. Capture every opposing Character card to win.
More from the timeline
Explore the wider project: its future tools, merch range, costume references and the people behind the plastic.
About the project
We turned them into cards. The figure is the joke. The card is the game.
Meet the project →Delusion Engine™
Compare cards, plan schemes and take questionable historical arguments to the forum. Live access is being prepared.
See the engine →Merch range
Shop character hoodies and T-shirts, and explore the growing merch range.
Explore the range →Series Zero
Use approved player cards as costume, prop and pose references. Share the build with the community.
Open cosplay files →About Deluxe Delusions™
Deluxe Delusions™ is a satirical collectible card game built around premium blister-pack Figure Card artwork, quick stat battles and ridiculous historical ego.
Each card reimagines an iconic figure as if they had been sealed forever in luxury toy packaging — complete with stats, accessories, warnings, quotes and entirely too much confidence.
Explore the approved cardsSeries Zero costume reference
FIELD FILESubmit your look. Enter the timeline.
Use approved player cards as the costume read: silhouette, signature props, table presence and a little historical chaos.
Deluxe Delusions™ merch
Character hoodies, tees, mugs, bottles and keyrings from the growing Deluxe Delusions™ merch range.
Interested in the range?
Shop available clothing on Fourthwall, or ask about the wider range.
Delusion Engine™
Compare Figure Cards, plan schemes, rank icons and record suspicious victories. Until the machinery is sealed, bring the argument to The Delusionarium.
Enter the forumContact
For collaborations, figure interest, media or general delusion, contact Deluxe Delusions.
Contact Deluxe DelusionsContact Deluxe Delusions™
For collaborations, media, collectible figure interest, cosplay builds or character suggestions, reach Deluxe Delusions by email or social channels.
founder@deluxedelusions.uk More ways to reach us
Current media
Character awakenings, capture sequences and transmissions from the growing Deluxe Delusions™ archive.
The Delusionarium
Announcements, character reveals, rules feedback, custom cards and general delusion — all one step away.
The project
Ridiculous power, sealed in plastic.
View the Kickstarter