Alternate Plastic Timeline™ / Staff Issue

DD Staff Apparel

Not merch. Issued gear.

Official staff apparel from a dangerous alternate-history toy company. For operatives, agents, and beautifully bad decision makers only.

Alternate Plastic Timeline Fake company. Real delusions. History disagreed. Ridiculous power.

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Patched JacketsFake operational patches and staff-access lore.

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Staff HoodiesDelusion Engine™ access energy.

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Tactical TeesHistory Disagreed. Plot Armour Included.

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Operator CapsTimeline Operative headwear.

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AccessoriesMugs, patches and beautifully bad ideas.

Merch is in development.

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